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Intro to Wino 102

Have you tried to venture out from the wines you’re used to? If not, you should and this Types of Wine poster will help you do so. Just find your favorite type of wine. Then find your style. Then find a new taste you’d like to try.

Intro to Wino 102 pachomp.com

Original Source: How to Choose Wine

Still undecided? In that case, a How to Choose Wine poster may help. Start with who is drinking it. Then follow the flow chart.

Original Source: How to Choose Wine

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Remember those slush berries you made a while back? Now I’m going to tell you the best way to devour them. All you need is your slush berries and one of those adult capri suns in pina colada flavor.

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Cut off the top of the capri sun. Add a few spoonfuls of slush berries. Massage the capri sun enough to mix your berries with your colada. Now stick a straw in it and suck it like it’s hard!

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You like that, huh? I knew you would, you dirty slush.

Slush Berries

These berries are not for slushy kids drinks.  These berries are for you slutty lushes out there, A. K. A. Slushes.  You know who you are!  Also, a jar of these makes a great thank you gift for any other Slush you know.  You can add a couple tablespoons of this stuff to champaigne, reisling, sprite, pina coladas, etc.

Slush Berries

Slush Berries

1 lg pack of strawberries, quartered

1 pack blueberries

1 pack raspberries

1 pack blackberries

1 bottle red wine

2 mason jars

 Clean your berries.

Slush Berries

Layer into mason jars.

Slush Berries

Top off with red wine and store up to 4 weeks.  I used a Chilean Merlot that we bottled in May of 2012.  It’s rich and strong, just like I like my men. 😉

Slush Berries

After filling both mason jars, there is exactly one glass of wine left in the bottle.  Cheers!!

Slush Berries

Printable recipe:

Slush Berries

Tha Bomtini

Are you a dirty girl?  I thought so.  You’ll need a dirty drink.  Lucky for you, I’ve got the recipe.

The Bomtini

Tha Bomtini

1 part POM juice

1 part Tito’s vodka

1 long squeeze of lime juice

 Fill shaker full of ice.  Add POM and Tito’s.  Shake.  Pour.  Add lime juice and garnish with a lime wedge if you’re fancy like that.

 BEWARE:  You’ll gets bombed.

 You can thank me later.

Printable recipe: