PaChomp: “Ducky. You have to brush your teeth every morning and night whether you eat anything or not.”
PaChomp: “One: because your breath stinks once it has been in there for more than an hour. And two: because you don’t want to get cavities.”
PaChomp: “Because cavities are bad for you.”
PaChomp: “Because then you’ll have to go to the dentist and get fillings or get your teeth pulled out and you don’t want that.”
PaChomp: “Because then your teeth will look like mine.” opens mouth
Disgusted Ducky: “You don’t brush you teeth?!!”
What do I do? If I tell Ducky that he has to brush his teeth every morning and night and floss and keep little toothbrushes with him throughout the day and still get fillings and teeth pulled out, I lose.
What do I do?! I lie my ass off.
Humiliated PaChomp: “No, Ducky. No, I don’t brush my teeth.”